To my dearest Brother Gay

To my dearest Brother Gay
Okok,everybody listen up,guess whom im gonna talk about?!wat,spring brother is true man?!lol,wat kinda of crap is that!!!the man that im going to talk about is someone I have known for a long timeeven though he tried to block me as hard as he could,lol,but still,we are besties

haha,yeah, I guess you must be jealous,especially SOMEBODY,but he told me that you wont be mad at all,so I chose to believe him and now it’s the perfect  time to prove whether wat he said about you is true or not,lol,don’t blame me for being tricky,haha
It is said that its not hard for ppl to make friends, but its hard for them to keep the friendships,even though theres a saying that “Friendship is the kind of ship that never sinks”yeah yeah yeah,easy for you to say.lol but I just don’t buy it,wanna know why?okay,tell you wat,Curiosity killed the cat.,lol,so keep your mouth shut, the more you know,the sooner you will get yourself killed,lol
So I really appreciate that after so many years,Brother Gay and I are still friends,thx to Brother Bread,lol(haha,I cracked myself  up like crazy when I decided to call him like this,haha,damn,I laughed so hard that i wanna pee now,lol)
cuz without him,Brother Gay and I wont be able to meet again=) so thank you again,Brother Bread(OMG,give me a break,lol,I just cant help it every time when situation like this happens,lol)
I remember Brother Gay was very kind,smart and a lot of fun,we used to chitchat from time to time but somehow we were out of touch for some S.O.B’s reasons,lol,
I swear to god that im gonna track those “reasons”down and kick their asses

lol
And back in time,I was still a high school student.but now im already a “famous”housewifewhos as much desperate as the women in the”deperate housewives”
lol,but my Brother Gay,hes still as charming as he used to be,you know,being attractive and stay attractive which everyone on the planet knows that is way beyond our ordinary ppl,butttttt, my Brother Gay just takes it as a small piece of cake!!!!!Gee!!!!!now you know the reason why I pinned his pic on my wall and stare at it every morning before I off to work,don’t you??!!lololol,tell me that  you do!!!!!!lol
Anyway,its my honour to have Brother Gay as a friend of mine, and im here praying that I can still have him as my friend in my next life（hey,hey,im not just saying it,ok？I have already sent this msg to Santa
and he promised me that he would realize my wish,and I told him to take it easy, don’t push himself too hard,lol,cuz I still NEED the rest of my life waiting for the wish to come true, lol,)
Last but not least,I have got you some tips,and they are…..
No.1Don’t hit the sack too late cuz its not good for your health.
I know that you  already became a super night owllol,but still,sometimes its your responsibility to take care of your health, right?and a good sleep with high quality provides you the energy that you need for the next day=)
No.2 Don’t work too hard .you know wat?theres something else besides working,maybe you would think that”you are the one to talk,lol”when you saw this,lol,okok,I admit,I admit,this tip is for both of us,lol(damn,I fell for the trick that I dug for you,lol)
No.3 Do remember to pick up the phone when I calledand do remember to reply my msgs when I texted you,btw,when I said”msgs”I partuliar meant VOICE MSGS!!!!!
So,to sum up,you are my Brother Gay forever!!!

作者: 表情帝 兔子